September 2011
1 post
August 2011
4 posts
Is your pussy wet? Cause you're making my dick...
July 2011
12 posts
June 2011
14 posts
When people say they're going to have a snack.
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
sexuallyfrustratedpandabear:
Them:
Me:
Submitted by lets-create-a-story
May 2011
4 posts
With you, I want
m3g4ndi4mnz:
to experience moments like this:
to take pictures together like these:
to spend time with each other at places like this:
to ride things like this, together:
to be your bestfriend and lover:
to grow old with you:
April 2011
12 posts
Most asian parents.
My asian parents,
• Take extra food in napkins from buffets.
• Over - Exaggerate things.
• Expects you to be valedictorian in school.
• Always take pictures every moment.
• Think cheaper = better.
• Tell me i have too much clothes when i don’t.
• Eat rice everyday.
• Save every paper, picture, document of their life
• Have a lecture for everything.
• Assumes I do drugs when they don’t know where i’m going.
• Thinks I use the computer too much.
• Want me to stay home everyday, and not spend money.
• Think i spend too much money on clothes and other useless things.
• Think that i’m too young for a relationship.
• Think that i should get a girlfriend/boyfriend after i finish college.
• Assume i’m going to be a doctor or anything in the medical field.
• Don’t allow me to sleepover people’s houses.
• Embarrass me in front of everyone.
• Will love me no matter how many times they scream at me, lecture me, and the many times i disappoint them
darylrosemd:
WHO INVENTED THE “SINGLE LADIES” DANCE STEPS:
( ) BEYONCE
(x) WILL SMITH
(darylrosemd.tumblr.com)
March 2011
33 posts
